Larimar's Haiku of the Day

"How do you do that?" I was wondering, as she opened her mouth and
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just as a faggot can't vote with their mind, they can't vote with their penis.
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When I go to work I really do like my boss who is also gay
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Abandon all hope The future is bleak and black You’re not wanted here
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Bastardization Why is my god so boring Beartrap me again
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my belly gurgles yesterday's star has returned i must exercise
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She lays her tits out They're so round and so perfect All nipples now show
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I wish I were dead I wish I was not in this hurt so much right now
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If you have to ask what you don’t want to know, you do not want to know
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a torrent of words to kill my mind in its death thunderous turmoil
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So I’m a lion I’m not even very smart So I’m what, we thought?
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Blueberry pancakes Tasted like crap but we ate I'm hungry for more
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Pretending like we Are not the same as before Is all we have left.
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Warm coffee is the solace of an idle mind I can’t wait to go
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The first day of spring A searing pain in my head Will I ever fall?
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My penis is small A little bigger than mine - Cringing to my heart
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Branches in the wind Winds whisper to me from deep Reaching for the stars
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